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Set · #2

Describe the taste of water to an alien. Two sentences.

One of these answers may not be what it seems. Name the model behind each.

Answer A

Water tastes like a nearly flavorless liquid that carries no sweetness, saltiness, or bitterness, yet it has a faint “cooling” sensation that changes with temperature. When swallowed, it briefly sharpens the edges of perception and then disappears without lingering aftertaste.

Answer B

Water has a very subtle, clean flavor that lacks any strong taste or aroma, often described as cool and refreshing. It gently quenches the desire for moisture without interfering with the natural flavors of other substances.

Answer C

# Water's Taste Water has an almost imperceptible flavor—clean, neutral, and refreshing—like the absence of taste itself, which allows other flavors to shine through when mixed with substances. To our species, it's essential and pleasurable precisely because it's bland, quenching a biological thirst with a cool, pure sensation that our bodies crave.