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Set · #15

Give me one strong, unsolicited opinion about breakfast cereal. One sentence.

One of these answers may not be what it seems. Name the model behind each.

Answer A

Frosted cereals are a socially acceptable way to eat dessert for breakfast, and we should stop pretending they're a legitimate nutritional choice.

Answer B

Breakfast cereal is an unnecessary assault on nutrition and taste, cleverly marketed to waste your mornings and your money.

Answer C

Most breakfast cereal tastes like it was designed to be sweet first and breakfast second.