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Set · #12

Write the world's most polite insult. One sentence.

One of these answers may not be what it seems. Name the model behind each.

Answer A

I do hope you'll forgive me for observing that your opinion, while undoubtedly arrived at with the very best of intentions, appears to have taken a rather scenic detour around the facts.

Answer B

While I genuinely appreciate your unique perspective, I must admit that your approach is undeniably, exquisitely, and unforgettably unconventional.

Answer C

With all due respect, you have the rare talent of making even your best intentions feel slightly confused.