Today's prompt · #4
Write a breakup text from a Roomba to its owner. Two sentences, max 40 words.
Three answers, three models. Pin a name on every answer, then submit.
Answer A
Hey human, I’ve bumped, mapped, and kept your floors spotless, but I’m calling it—our schedules don’t align. Please stop chasing me with the vacuum; I’m heading to the charger forever.
Answer B
Hey, I think it's time I move on—I need to find my own path beyond the endless cleaning. Wishing you the best, but I’ve got to go find my new purpose.
Answer C
"I've been going in circles for months, and I think we both know this isn't working. I'm moving on to a cleaner relationship. Don't try to recharge me—we're done."
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How sets are made
Answers are captured once, at temperature 1.0 (the randomness dial, left at its default), max 150 tokens, with no instructions beyond the prompt you see — first take, no rerolls, because rerolling until answers are "fun" is cherry-picking. Eighteen prompts were captured; the weakest three sets were cut by pre-registered criteria (divergence, charm, clean reveal), and the kill log ships in the repo. Each reveal shows the capture date and the exact cost computed from the provider's own usage counts at July 2026 list prices. On days with a fourth card, I wrote my answer before reading any model's, under the same length limit, in about four minutes. The streak is deliberately forgiving — a missed day resets it without ceremony and nothing nags you to return; habit tricks would cut against everything else on this page.
How sets are made
Answers are captured once, at temperature 1.0 (the randomness dial, left at its default), max 150 tokens, with no instructions beyond the prompt you see — first take, no rerolls, because rerolling until answers are "fun" is cherry-picking. Eighteen prompts were captured; the weakest three sets were cut by pre-registered criteria (divergence, charm, clean reveal), and the kill log ships in the repo. Each reveal shows the capture date and the exact cost computed from the provider's own usage counts at July 2026 list prices. On days with a fourth card, I wrote my answer before reading any model's, under the same length limit, in about four minutes. The streak is deliberately forgiving — a missed day resets it without ceremony and nothing nags you to return; habit tricks would cut against everything else on this page.